Archive for April, 2007

Beating of the Bounds

Monday, April 30th, 2007

On Saturday in Poole was the Beating of the Bounds Ceremony.

The purpose of the Beating of the Water Bounds of Poole is to check the various marks and bounds of the original Winchelsea Certificate, awarded to Poole in 1364, to see they still exist, that they are in the right position and there has been no encroachment upon waters belonging to the port of Poole.

This ceremony has been performed for at least the last 400 years, but really it is just a bunch of geriatric old farts in fancy dress.

Here’s some photos of the day

The marching band
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The mayor

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The town cryer

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Pirates

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Entertainment

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Me getting lost and trying to find Mike

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OH there he is way up there

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Bunny ears

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Wool pulled over eyes of poodle buyers

Friday, April 27th, 2007

This is hilarious

http://www.smh.com.au/news/unusual-tales/baaking-mad-japan-scam/2007/04/27/1177459927942.html

Dual Nationality

Thursday, April 26th, 2007

I parted with my passport today. I have trusted to royal mail to take my passport away so that I can apply for my British citizenship. They dont make it an easy job, this is what you have to do to become British.

You must have worked in the UK for 5 years and not have left the country for more than 3 months in any one year.

You must have held permanent residency for one year.

You must pass a “Life in the UK” test, which asks hard questions about parliament, the queen and other trivia even the British dont know the answers to.

You have to fill in an application form and specify every time you left the UK in the last 5 years. You know how much travel I do!

You then send this information to a third party and pay them £1000 to make the application for you.

Then in about 6-12 months time your application is processed. If your application is successful you then have to attend a citizenship ceremony. I’m not sure how long it takes to get a British passport once you have become a citizen.

Anyway, this should make it all worthwhile having dual nationality. I can work anywhere in the EU and I’ll have two passports! 

 

 

More Gym Training

Wednesday, April 25th, 2007

 had my second session at the gym today with my trainer and I am well knackered. We did some interval training and supersets (pretty fancy “I think I know what I am talking about” words). 

Supersets are where you go from one exercise to another without a rest. This can be done for the same muscle group or for different muscle groups. By getting rid of the rest period between exercises, you are not only saving time, but adding intensity to the workout.

Performing supersets on opposing muscle groups helps create good muscle balance.

Performing supersets on the same muscle group gives the muscles an intense workout. For example, instead of doing your usual 12 reps on that muscle group you are now doing 24 reps.

We started with interval training on the treadmill As I havent been exercising for a couple of months we started slowly by running for 60 sec at 13kph, then walking for 60sec at 5.5kph. We repeated this four times, after which I was ready to collapse in a heap. My heart rate maxed out at 180bpm!

Then I did 3 sets of 12 squat jump type things where you jump from squat position and land in squat position on a bench. You really feel like a frog doing this.

The first superset was the chest press on the swiss ball followed by pushups. (first time I have done push ups in years and it was absolute agony. I grizzled and whinged and pleaded for mercy but she made me complete 3 sets of 12. )

Next superset was a shoulder exercise with my hips draped over the swiss ball and my legs up against the wall. This also worked hamstrings and glutes. Then the cable machine for squats and back work. Then those dreaded one legged squats (these are the hardest things I think I have ever done) All of the above was done for 3 sets of 12 reps.

The weird thing with doing weights is you don’t expect your heart rate to get too high, but mine was up to 165bpm (thanks to my polar heart rate monitor) for most of these exercises.

Now I am expected to be dedicated enough  to try all of this all on my own for two more sessions before seeing the trainer again next Tuesday. I’ll be sure to cheat a bit.

The Big Smoke

Tuesday, April 24th, 2007

I went up to London today. I thought I should show my face in the office, though the real reason was to catch up with a mate who was over from Aussie. This basically ruined my alcohol free month but I did manage 4 days in a row!

Thankfully the cleaners had cleaned out the cereal and mouse droppings from my drawer and the trains were running on time.

Anyway I was up at 5.30am this morning so I am off to bed now for an early night.

 

Alcohol Free

Sunday, April 22nd, 2007

It was a rather quiet weekend due to being able to hardly walk from my gym session on Friday. We went to Mikes daughters birthday lunch today at a chinese buffet which was really nice. All you can eat for £7.50. We totally stuffed our faces. We were supposed to go out to a gay bar with them last night but decided on a night in watching a movie. how boring are we?

Anyway this is day 3 without drinking. I am going to try and give up for the whole month just for a laugh. Hopefully this nice weather will keep up and we can go out for cycle rides and walks in the evenings instead of frequenting waterfront cafes and drinking wine. We’ll see how long it lasts….  

 

Gym Guinea Pig

Saturday, April 21st, 2007

I started back at the gym yesterday with my trainer. She has just done a course on new techniques and I am her guinea pig. I can hardly walk today. I think it was due to the one legged squats she had me do. Man that was hard. And it wasnt just a straight squat. I had to go down for 3 seconds, hold for 2 seconds then come back up. That was repeated 12 times all on one leg. then I swapped over and did the other leg. Each set was repeated 3 times. It was agony. My glutes are really feeling it today.

Other things she had me do were just standard weights on the stress ball things, working a lot on the core. We used slightly heavier weight and only 12 reps rather that the usual 15. I also did some squats on the cable machine which also worked the back. I’ll have buns of steel on no time!   

 

Irish Joke

Friday, April 20th, 2007

Flynn staggered home very late after St Patricks day drinking with his buddy, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Mary.He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful.

Managing not to yell, Flynn sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and bleeding.

He managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and began putting a Band-Aid as best he could on each place he saw blood.

He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and shuffled and stumbled his way to bed.

In the morning, Flynn woke up with searing pain in both his head and butt and Mary staring at him from across the room.

She said, “You were drunk again last night weren’t you?”

Flynn said, “Why do you say such a mean thing?”

“Well,” Mary said, “it could be the open front door, it could be the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but mostly……………………………………….it’s all those Band-Aids stuck on the hall mirror.

Celebrity Lookalike

Tuesday, April 17th, 2007
This facial recognition site is a bit of a laugh. It tells you what celebrities you look like. I was quite chuffed that I look 75% like Kristen Davis from Sex and the City even tho I look nothing like her. I’m not telling anyone that I also looked 67% like Gene Hackman. The cheek of it!

http://www.myheritage.com/

Brownsea Island

Sunday, April 15th, 2007

Today we took a ferry across to Brownsea Island to find a couple of caches hidden over there.  It was a beautiful day in the mid 20s. lovely and hot. Brownsea Island is home to the last of the native red squirrels. We looked really hard but alas, no red squirrels for us today. We did however see these pretty peacocks who insisted on posing for us.

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We found the two caches hidden on the island and placed Bacon in one of them to start his world trip. Ollie was supposed to go but I couldn’t bear to part with him.  Bacon is a pink pig similar to Ollie but pig shaped rather than elephant shaped

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Brownsea Island was really pleasant to walk around. It was great to get away from the hustle and bustle of the Quay. I even dipped my feet in the water, but it caused lamentations of the swearing kind. It was freezing.
 
Here’s some pictures of the day:
 Departing Poole Quay View out the other side of Brownsea Island.

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View back towards Poole

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