Mike has made the bbc website with his story on Poole
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dorset/content/articles/2007/05/02/mike_everard_feature.shtml
Mike has made the bbc website with his story on Poole
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dorset/content/articles/2007/05/02/mike_everard_feature.shtml
The unfortunate but typical thing though, is that our current central heating has been removed to make way for the new heating, and the weather has turned to crap. Its like winter but with no heating!
Anyway, the plan is now that the hot water cylinder has been removed from the upstairs cupboard, we can now put a washing machine in there. That makes so much more sense. I could never really see the logic in carting your dirty washing downstairs into the kitchen to wash them. Mike has also just installed a nice new kitchen with all integrated appliances, and an ugly big white washing machine would have totally ruined the sleek lines.
So we are hoping to get a washing machine installed on Saturday and yay! clean clothes!
It was the first May bank holiday here on the weekend. Tracy and a friend of mine from London visited. It was good to catch up with Tracy and hear all about her Egypt trip. Me and Mike are planning on doing the same one in October.
As is standard with long weekends, the gorgeous weather we had been having turned to crap. So all the watersports I had planned for the weekend ended up in the pub.
This is a dangerous pub on the Quay called the Lord Nelson. It has rock bands on every Thurs, Fri, Sat and Sunday nights. It is dangerous as you decide to pop in and listen to the band for a bit and you end up drinking way too much, dancing way too badly and generally having the best night of your life. Until the next morning that is. Anyway we did this pub Friday night, Saturday night and again Sunday night. So I am no officially giving up drinking. In fact I am off to the gym in about 30 minutes to punish myself.
We are off to see the Australian Pink Floyd tribute band tonight over in Bournemouth. Hopefully it should be really good. Will post details tomorrow.
My instructor was a young, pimply teenager (he cant have been more than 16), but a qualified instructor and actually very professional. We started off on a simulator on dry land, then went out and tried on the water. Its actually a lot harder than it looks. It was really windy and quite gusty and I came off a number of times, having my first swim of the year. It was actually quite warm in a full length wetsuit. The warm weather certainly helped too (about 25 degrees).
The windsurfing took place in the Poole Park Lake, which is an inland salt water lake adjacent to the harbour. In most places I could touch the ground through about 2 feet of sludge. Other places in the lake there were great craters, where I couldnt touch the ground, and consequently went completely under when I fell off. Lets hope there’s no blue green algae.
It was a great feeling when you get up and are sailing, and its quite easy to keep going in a straight line. Its when you have to turn around that is the hard bit. Turning around involved dropping the sail, jumping in the water, facing your board in the new direction, moving the sail to the other side of the board, and getting back up again. Obviously this was not how it was taught, but the way I ended up doing things 90% of the time.
I was just starting to get the hang of it when the lesson ended. This is their strategy to get you interest up just enough that you need another lesson.
Windsurfing is definitely a challenging sport and very physical, which is what I am after. I will wear my heart rate monitor next time to check out the number of calories burned, so I can incorporate it into my exercise routine. I dont wanna have to keep going to the smelly gym when they weather is so great.
On Saturday in Poole was the Beating of the Bounds Ceremony.
The purpose of the Beating of the Water Bounds of Poole is to check the various marks and bounds of the original Winchelsea Certificate, awarded to Poole in 1364, to see they still exist, that they are in the right position and there has been no encroachment upon waters belonging to the port of Poole.
This ceremony has been performed for at least the last 400 years, but really it is just a bunch of geriatric old farts in fancy dress.
Here’s some photos of the day
The marching band

The mayor
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The town cryer

Pirates
Entertainment

Me getting lost and trying to find Mike
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OH there he is way up there

Bunny ears

I parted with my passport today. I have trusted to royal mail to take my passport away so that I can apply for my British citizenship. They dont make it an easy job, this is what you have to do to become British.
You must have worked in the UK for 5 years and not have left the country for more than 3 months in any one year.
You must have held permanent residency for one year.
You must pass a “Life in the UK” test, which asks hard questions about parliament, the queen and other trivia even the British dont know the answers to.
You have to fill in an application form and specify every time you left the UK in the last 5 years. You know how much travel I do!
You then send this information to a third party and pay them £1000 to make the application for you.
Then in about 6-12 months time your application is processed. If your application is successful you then have to attend a citizenship ceremony. I’m not sure how long it takes to get a British passport once you have become a citizen.
Anyway, this should make it all worthwhile having dual nationality. I can work anywhere in the EU and I’ll have two passports!
had my second session at the gym today with my trainer and I am well knackered. We did some interval training and supersets (pretty fancy I think I know what I am talking about words).
Supersets are where you go from one exercise to another without a rest. This can be done for the same muscle group or for different muscle groups. By getting rid of the rest period between exercises, you are not only saving time, but adding intensity to the workout.
Performing supersets on opposing muscle groups helps create good muscle balance.
Performing supersets on the same muscle group gives the muscles an intense workout. For example, instead of doing your usual 12 reps on that muscle group you are now doing 24 reps.
We started with interval training on the treadmill As I havent been exercising for a couple of months we started slowly by running for 60 sec at 13kph, then walking for 60sec at 5.5kph. We repeated this four times, after which I was ready to collapse in a heap. My heart rate maxed out at 180bpm!
Then I did 3 sets of 12 squat jump type things where you jump from squat position and land in squat position on a bench. You really feel like a frog doing this.
The first superset was the chest press on the swiss ball followed by pushups. (first time I have done push ups in years and it was absolute agony. I grizzled and whinged and pleaded for mercy but she made me complete 3 sets of 12. )
Next superset was a shoulder exercise with my hips draped over the swiss ball and my legs up against the wall. This also worked hamstrings and glutes. Then the cable machine for squats and back work. Then those dreaded one legged squats (these are the hardest things I think I have ever done) All of the above was done for 3 sets of 12 reps.
The weird thing with doing weights is you dont expect your heart rate to get too high, but mine was up to 165bpm (thanks to my polar heart rate monitor) for most of these exercises.
Now I am expected to be dedicated enough to try all of this all on my own for two more sessions before seeing the trainer again next Tuesday. Ill be sure to cheat a bit.
I went up to London today. I thought I should show my face in the office, though the real reason was to catch up with a mate who was over from Aussie. This basically ruined my alcohol free month but I did manage 4 days in a row!
Thankfully the cleaners had cleaned out the cereal and mouse droppings from my drawer and the trains were running on time.
Anyway I was up at 5.30am this morning so I am off to bed now for an early night.